Thursday, July 30, 2015

The Ridiculousness of Deflategate

Amidst growing racial tension due to never-ending discrimination in the country, terrorism in the Middle East, a mega-step in the right direction for gay rights, and an up-coming presidential election (among literally thousands of other more important things happening), we find ourselves talking about a few PSI in some footballs. By "we," I don't simply mean sports broadcasters and football fans. I mean, the national news and even people who don't know what "1st and goal" means.

Yes, PSI. No one tell me you knew what "PSI" was before "Deflategate" happened. If someone asked me what PSI stood for.... Please Sit Inwards? I don't know... honestly. I looked up "What does PSI stand for?" on Google and it turns out "psi" is the 23rd letter of the Greek alphabet. So that's great. What it really stands for, since I bet you still don't know, is pounds per square inch. Now, those are all words I know so I guess it isn't that difficult. Maybe I'm just an idiot.

Whether you know what PSI is or not, I bet you would agree with me that discussing that for months is pretty pathetic, right? We can't honestly say that some pounds per square inch in a football would be the reason someone would win four Super Bowls, two league MVP awards, and have arguably the best career a QB has ever had. You would have to be a huge moron to think that would even have the slightest impact on that. You would have to be some angry, biased, and bitter writer for ESPN named Ian O'Connor or something. If it would give someone that kind of career, someone should start deflating Joe Flacco's footballs because ever since he signed that contract... yikes! Or maybe we should deflate Peyton Manning's so that he can throw a spiral further than 10 yards.

That was unfair to those quarterbacks. Manning had the best regular season of all time throwing those ducks and as much as Joe Flacco sucks, it wasn't him bitching about the Patriots, it was his whiny head coach. Maybe I should instead target Tony Romo as the butt of my jokes. He took some digs at the Patriots for deflategate which is funny because what the hell has that guy ever won?

Hey, I'm not saying Tom Brady is innocent here. How the hell would I know? If anyone actually knew other than the hunted witch himself, there wouldn't be this ridiculous controversy. We may never know.

I also think Patriots fans need to take a step back and understand the hate here. If this same controversy surrounded one of the Mannings, the majority of Patriots fans would be up in arms. We are no different. Sports fans are sports fans. The harsh reality is that the majority of us are imbeciles. That's enough name-calling, I really am not a bully.

All I want people to do is to look at this for what it is. The majority of the league is probably taking something they shouldn't. No HGH testing, remember? You think these characters are all clean whistles? That saint Jerry Rice that everyone wants to claim is the best NFL player of all time used stickum on his gloves. Maybe I'm just biased, but I find those way worse than some PSI in a football. And mind you, the HGH could be proven with testing and some NFL players have already been dealt with for various other PEDs. Rice using stickum is a fact. Tom Brady deflating some footballs? Not proven.

We are free to draw the conclusions we want. But man... I hope you never reach the top of your field just to have millions try and tear you down over something you may or may not have done and that had minimal impact on what you were doing. Wouldn't that suck? "Oh please. He's worth in the hundreds of millions and has a gorgeous model wife!" So that means we should tear him down to make ourselves feel better? Stop being so pathetic.

The truth is, unless you're a Giants fan, your team has probably been stomped all over the place by Brady. Come football season, he haunts your dreams. He has probably even kicked your ass in fantasy football. He has made your life, whether a sad or happy life, miserable at times. So now is your chance! Take him down! GET HIM!

I admire the tenaciousness, but stop wasting your time on this. Boo him when he throws an interception, pray the suspension gets upheld in court, paint an image of Rob Gronkowski wearing your team's jersey. Do whatever it is you need to do to make yourself feel better. But please, stop being pathetic. If this in anyway taints your image of Tom Brady the player, not the person, then you just don't get it do you? Troll away on the message boards and call him a cheater all you want. The fact is, Brady has earned four Super Bowl rings through hard-work, immense talent, and clutch play. Your team's QB has not.



Tuesday, July 21, 2015

I'm Out on the Red Sox... but There's Always Next Year

Normally I am never "out" on the Red Sox. Despite the title, I will still watch the games and pay attention like no other, criticizing and praising when necessary. However, any delusion I had about this team making the playoffs is gone. The wish that an ace would emerge? Not granted. The hope that Bogaerts' power would show up this year? Smashed. The desire for Ortiz to age in the other direction? Time is undefeated. The burning need for John Farrell to be fired? Well, that one could still happen. Things have just not gone their way.

You know what though? Things don't always go an MLB team's way. As a matter of fact, they rarely ever do. Good teams figure out a way to play through their problems. They win some scrappy games. A player off the bench steps up or an unsuspecting starter gives a solid outing. You expect that kind of effort from veteran players and guys who have made deep post-season runs. The St. Louis Cardinals lost their ace Adam Wainwright in the first month of the season. Currently, they have the best record in baseball. Finish strong! Go out on a high note! Sprint through the finish line! Play til the buzzer! It ain't over til the fat lady sings!

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Chalk those up as five expressions the 2015 Boston Red Sox have never heard... unless maybe Mike Napoli was singing in the shower after the series loss to the Yankees last week - truly signalizing the end. The Red Sox have been embarrassing. Since the All Star Break, Hanley Ramirez is 1-for-17. Dustin Pedroia? 0-for-18. Pablo Sandoval? 4-for-18. Our ALL STAR Brock Holt? 1-for-8. How many RBI between these four studs? You guessed it! Zero.

It isn't just those suckers, though. The whole team other than Xander Bogaerts has come out of the All Star Break as flat as the Eucharist at Sunday Mass. Entering the series against the Yankees, the Sox had won 14 of their previous 21 games. They were scorching! They were 5.5 games behind the Yankees in the division. While that still looked like a lot, it seemed as though we'd have exciting July and August baseball in Boston. Some of us thought, "Hey, it's OK that Holt is our only All Star. Everyone else will get a break and we'll be ready to keep going afterwards!" Then they drop 2 of 3 to the Yankees... and then... well... 5 more in a row after the break. Now they're 10.0 games back of the Yankees and equally as much under .500. Great work, spineless...

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No worries, though. The manager will get fired and the GM will swing some deals to improve the club for next season. Oh wait, owner John Henry already gave a vote of confidence in the manager and essentially stated the GM, Ben Cherington (for those who can't keep up), is his own puppet. This is depressing!

“John has provided the kind of leadership that we need through a really tough period,” Henry said. “I just don’t think you can blame the manager for this. I watch these games. They’ve been painful games to watch. To me, it's not the manager's fault the way that we've been playing. I just don’t see that.”

I know that was June 2 so... can I assume he now blames the manager at least a little? 

The Sox have got worse and clearly this crew of spoiled imbeciles won't play for their poor-decision-making manager anyway. A change is imminent. Still, there is reason to be concerned about who they would potentially replace Farrell with. After all, Cherington was a product of Theo Epstein and John Farrell was a product of Terry Francona. Does this front office trust their ability to make a decent out-of-house managerial hiring, especially after the dreadful Bobby Valetine debacle? This question is worth asking. They cannot honestly go with someone in-house, especially after they already tried using the pitching coach, Juan Nieves, as a scapegoat for this terrible season by firing him. The whole regime needs to be revamped.

I would also question why Ben Cherington is so safe. He took over the GM position after the 2011 season. Since then, the Red Sox finished in last place, then won a World Series, then finished in last place, and now it looks like they will finish in last place again. He traded away a franchise corner-stone in Jon Lester and couldn't sign him back afterwards as planned. He traded away a key starter who would be the best on the team at the moment for two players who can't even cut it at Pawtucket. I won't rail on Cherington for the Ramirez and Sandoval signings, because I still can't admit to myself that those are bad, but this pitching staff? Give me a break. The bad moves are mounting.

“The general manager is going to be the general manager of this club for a very long time,” Henry said. “I have nothing but respect for him and the job that he does. I think we've been on the same wavelength, so you have to blame ownership as much as you can blame the general manager."

I think it is time we have an actual "baseball guy" as the GM of the Red Sox. Hey, I'm not saying they should hire me (yet). I'm not even saying they need to fire Cherington. The point to be made here is that ownership needs to back off and someone that understands a rotation of Buchholz-Porcello-Miley-Kelly-Masterson, no matter how economically viable, isn't one that can last even three weeks needs to be in charge.

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Seven rage-filled paragraphs in and we haven't even got to the roster changes that need to happen. #problems

I would love if Ortiz's declining bat retired and he galloped off into the Dominican Republic's sunset with three large rings on his fingers and that grin on his face that has brought all of Boston so much joy over the last 10+ years. Unfortunately, that will never happen. We've got to accept that Ortiz's declining bat will be here for at least the next two years. We can live with that if Hanley Ramirez moves to first base. Yes, see you ****ing later Mike Napoli. Thank you for 2013, now please go. It is fair to expect even better seasons from Mookie Betts, Xander Bogaerts, and Blake Swihart next year so the lineup is otherwise pretty set (and shout out to Shane Victorino, who is a personal favorite but most certainly a goner):

1. M. Betts,CF
2. D. Pedroia, 2B
3. X. Bogaerts, SS
4. D. Ortiz, DH
5. H. Ramirez, 1B
6. P. Sandoval, 3B
7. B. Swihart, C
8. R. Castillo, RF
9. 

The theoretical 9 spot is left-field, left blank by Hanley. Daniel Nava is only hitting .250 in Triple A this season (very small sample size, but he was hitting .159 with the Sox this year through 63 at bats as well) and will be 33 at the start of next season. He will be arbitration eligible, but I think he is most certainly out of the equation for left-field. Left-handed hitting Alejandro De Aza has become a fan-favorite (for those still watching), but both Jackie Bradley Jr. (who is hitting .315 at Pawtucket with 9 HR) and Brock Holt are also lefties. Since De Aza is a free agent and both Bradley Jr. and Holt will be looking for playing time, I think De Aza is out as well. The Red Sox could opt to trade Bradley Jr. to improve their pitching, in which case they would need to sign a right-handed (preferably powerful) bat to platoon left-field with Holt. For this role, I would love the Yankees' Chris Young. Young is a righty, will be a free agent, and has 11 HR so far this season.

Whichever of those players lands left-field, Rusney Castillo has to be starting in right. Castillo is not some young rookie, he is going to be 29 half-way through next season. He's' hitting a respectable .281 in Pawtucket and has shown off his speed with 10 stolen bases. Find out what you have in him, Red Sox, or stop wasting your money.

And finally... the pitching...

This is a disaster. There are three rookies I would prefer to see in the rotation unless one (or some) is traded - Eduardo Rodriguez, Henry Owens, and Brian Johnson. No matter how much worse Rodriguez's and Johnson's ERAs get at the major league level this year, they can be no worse than Joe Kelly or Justin Masterson.

Ideally, either Rick Porcello or Wade Miley will be dealt. Porcello is no where near as bad as he has pitched this season. Which is good, since his contract probably makes him immovable. Wade Miley has been a real Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde this year. He hasn't been completely putrid like many of his teammates but his contract isn't as bad as Porcello's, which makes him movable, and room in the rotation needs to be made for better talent. For this reason, I'd like to see him gone.

Then, of course, there is the glassman himself Clay Buchholz. For all of his negatives, Clay's contract is pretty reasonable. He should stay. (yes, I just threw up a little)

This would mean the rotation I'd be rolling out would be: Buchholz-Porcello-Rodriguez-Johnson-Owens, given the current makeup of the team. The problem is that there is still no ace, despite what those dumbass shirts say.

So let me get this straight, we have a young Gold Glove-caliber, hot-hitting outfielder in Jackie Bradley Jr. We have a decent major league starter on a reasonable contract in Miley. And lastly we have three highly-touted pitching prospects when we only have room for two. Hmmm... maybe find a trade partner? Maybe talk to Philadelphia about some guy named Cole Hamels?

Hamels-Buchholz-Porcello-Rodriguez-Owens? I can deal with that. If that is unreasonable, then they need to find a way to get an ace in this rotation. They just do. This cannot happen again in 2016. It can't. Even that rotation is too reliant upon very young talent but which do you feel better with? That one or the band of jokes we rolled out at the beginning of this season?



The bullpen can be dealt with. Koji Uehara is under contract for next year but as lovable as he has been, I'd like to see him dealt at the deadline. Koji could bring in some decent assets. He's very old in baseball years and I'd prefer to find a long-term solution at the closer position as soon as possible before this turns into the post-Papelbon-pre-Uehara dilemma we dealt with before. I'm looking at you, Andrew Bailey.

Junichi Tazawa will be back and I would like to see the Red Sox give Craig Breslow another chance. I understand he had a dreadful 2014 but his career numbers are great and he was a hugely underrated part of the 2013 World Series run. As for a closer, Neftali Feliz and Tyler Clippard will both be free agents and I'd love to see one if not both in a Red Sox uniform in 2016. Darren O'Day and Antonio Bastardo are two great options for late-innings as well. O'Day hasn't had an ERA over 2.40 since 2011 so his price-range might be above what the Red Sox would want to pay for a non-closer but Bastardo would be much cheaper. His numbers don't look super only because he's simply struggled in Pittsburgh. They're much flashier away from Pitt and lefties hit under .200 against him this season.

...anyone is better than Robbie Ross Jr.

The bottom line is that the Red Sox have completely sucked for two seasons now and drastic changes need to happen. Not simply to the pitching staff but to management. Betts and Bogaerts should thrive on a successful team here for years, please don't mess this up John Henry & Crew.

Monday, July 13, 2015

Three Trades That Should Happen

We are closing in on that time of the summer where teams determine if they are buyers or sellers. Whether you are a fan of a team like the Royals or Nationals, who are locks for the playoffs, or a fan of a team such as the Brewers who have been out of the race for some time now - your team might get in on some action come late July. Here are three deals that I would love to see happen at this year's deadline:

Red Sox receive: Cole Hamels SP
Phillies receive: Blake Swihart C, Matt Barnes SP/RP, Deven Marrero MI

Normally a team several games beneath .500 does not trade away three of their top 10 prospects for a pitcher on the wrong side of 30. The Red Sox are an unique case, though. They have a reasonable chance to take the division if things continue to go their way. Cole Hamels could provide actual stability to a rotation that has been a heart-attack on an almost nightly-basis. With Clay Buchholz shelved for an unknown amount of time and the rest of the staff made up of underachievers and rookies, Hamels would supply World Series experience and a true ace to the staff.

Most fans would balk at the thought of trading away Blake Swihart, but as I mentioned in my pre-season post, I am a huge believer in Christian Vazquez. There is no room for both players and both are MLB-ready. Swihart definitely has more value after Vazquez went down for Tommy John surgery, and he would probably be a must in this deal for the Phillies to jump at it. Ryan Hannigan and Sandy Leon have proved to be a solid defensive duo for this season and Vazquez may be the better catcher to pair with a staff that anticipates having young arms on it in 2016.

There will be a bidding-war for Hamels, and this package might not be enough to land him. Should the Red Sox get the opportunity to secure Hamels, though, they must pounce. Even if it means including a name like Bradley Jr. or Owens in place of Marrero or Barnes.

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Mets receive: Troy Tulowitzki SS
Rockies receive: Noah Syndergaard SP

The Mets offense has been putrid this season, very similar to recent seasons. They have some of the best pitching in baseball but haven't been able to get enough offensive production to warrant playoff consideration.  Syndergaard is coming off his best career start and he has immense value all while still on his rookie contract. Why should the Mets deal him then? Well next season, if you take away Syndergaard, the Mets rotation would look like this: Matt Harvey, Jacob deGrom, Zack Wheeler, Steven Matz, and Jon Niese. That is still one of the best staffs in all of baseball. Meanwhile, the shortstop position for the Mets has been a problem for years now and projects to be going forward.

An option for the Mets to take if they wanted to keep Syndergaard would be to sign some offensive free agents. The problem is, though, if they whiff on Justin Upton in free agency then their next best options are Chris Davis, Ian Desmond, and Yoenis Cespedes. None of those would provide the impact Tulowitzki could.

Tulo is under contract until 2020, securing the Mets a middle-of-the-order bat for years to come. For the Rockies this deal is a no-brainer. They have more than enough offense and have already said they are open to moving Tulo. Combining Syndergaard with Rockies' prospect Jon Gray could give them a pair of pitchers far superior to any talent they have had on their staff in a long time. If the Mets don't like the injury history or price tag on Tulo, the same deal but for Yasiel Puig of the Los Angeles Dodgers would be of great benefit to both squads.

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Blue Jays receive: Tyler Clippard RP, Scott Kazmir SP
Athletics receive: Aaron Sanchez SP, Kevin Pillar OF

Kevin Pillar may be an integral piece of the current Blue Jays, but their closer is an unproven rookie and their pitching has given up the 6th most home runs of all staffs in baseball. Clippard and Kazmir could work miracles for the Blue Jays. Bautista, Encarnacion, and Reyes are not getting any younger and the window of opportunity for the Jays to win with that core is closing. Bringing in these two arms could propel them into the post-season and beyond. GM Alex Anthopoulos is believed to be on the hot seat, which would make him very inclined to make a deal that helps the team now instead of later. As a center-field replacement, Dalton Pompey looks like he has figured out his issues in AA, smoking 45 hits in 30 games. It is a risky move to hand over the CF job to a young player that has struggled mightily at the major league level but at this rate, Toronto must make some pitching changes.

Oakland lands a great young player in Pillar. He is an excellent fielder with a huge arm and has come on strong with the bat this season. They could use any offensive help at this point. The A's have the worst record in the American League. While they have overachieved offensively, they have played 7 different players at left-field this season. Pillar would provide stability at the position with excellent defense and a solid bat. Sanchez would be a bit of a project for Oakland but the A's organization is notorious for producing quality arms. He was actually decently productive this season before landing on the disabled list, posting a 3.55 ERA through 11 starts. The problem has been his control. He gave up 37 walks in 66 innings, giving him a horrendous WHIP of 1.40. If those control problems could be fixed, Sanchez would produce greatly in Oakland.

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